Hannahaversa

I cry a lot. Other than that I’m vibin. She/Her

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

Who tf let me leave the house in scarves when I was a kid bruh wtf

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

if you wanna see me cry watch all stars bitch

[. @snixxgenius]

youdidthistomeyoutoldcoachsylvesteraboutmysummersurgeryyouhaveasurgerywhenyougetyourappendixoutyougotaboobjobyupsuredidyoucan'thitmeohsureIcanunlessyougotyourselfknockedupagainslutstoptheviolenceheyheyheywhatisthiswhathappenedtousbeingafamilyohpleaseshehasafamilyshe'samother

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

4 years since dakota johnson ended ellen degeneres

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

no one opens the door for a native new yorker

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

@hasanthehun i’m pretty sure ethan and hila have a similar story

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

adobe can suck my fucking dick

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

as a species we have to move past the corn kid TikToks.

[n @HATETHEREALME]

shit get real awkward when you make a spongebob reference and they don’t get it

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

I hate when professors ask us to summarize shit like dawg plz I can’t even explain the plot of a movie

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

Lol my therapist ghosted me 🙃

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

Only cool people have Bloody Mary trauma 😔💅🏻

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Ozzy Osbourne meeting John Lennon in 1975.

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

I love talking about astrology in front of guys cause they always be like ohhhhhh of course you believe in that shit. It’s so funny

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

Trader Joe’s was so cold I almost yakked

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

So when y’all have therapy do you like tell them the truth? Asking for a friend

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

feelin the effects of Aries season

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

maturing is realizing smoking is more classy than drinking

[Hannahaversa @hannahaversa]

My therapist told me that if greta van fleet came to Florida then all my problems would be solved