Hannah Belzer

melodramatic ball of anxiety

[Hannah Belzer @hannahbelzer]

coming back from my 2.5 year twitter hiatus to say that if you have attached earlobes that is disgusting and you NEED to go see a doctor

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can we just talk about how wearing a hat, mask, and sunglasses is such a power move?

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so I got my first covid test today and let me tell you, I thought I knew what people meant when they said it felt like your brain was being tickled, but y’all I HAD NO IDEA

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@liz_makayla 😂😂😂

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decriminalize sleeping with socks on

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where Jesus is, shame can not be.

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@jessicajordan15 yeah, but I go to valvoline where you stay in your car the whole time, so they just walk to my door and show it to me.

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@jessicajordan15 why does this work so perfectly 😂

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some people live to watch the world burn

[Skoog @Skoog]

Lilo is 95 years old, sitting in a wheelchair on her porch, slowly stroking Stitch as they watch the hawaiian sun sink below a rainbow horizon. She smiles and takes a deep breath. The gentle pets stop and Stitch knows what he’s always known: that an ohana never lasts forever.

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I was running late for work this morning but then The Blessing by Elevation came on and I immediately started hitting all green lights. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

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@ConstantSong *googles directions to Fido’s

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my toxic trait is letting myself get way too attached to the shelter dogs on petfinder knowing full well I can’t adopt a dog right now

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my sister always teases me for having really small hands, but I’ve never seen it

but then today the girl I nanny had me put on her peppa pig oven mit and-

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left the house looking homeless today but the girl at the chickfila drive thru told me she thought I was really pretty and that’s why they’ll always have my business 😭

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“I didn’t own slaves 300 years ago and I didn’t support segregation 60 years ago, so I’m not responsible for oppression/racism”

Okay, but you’re living through a new civil rights movement RIGHT NOW and you’re not placing yourself on the side of the oppressed.

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retweeting this again because it’s just as necessary now as it was in february

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor.

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@kjm_1204 Levi calls them spicy! Carbonated water is “spicy water” and he thinks it’s such a treat 😂

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I sure enjoy spending money a LOT for someone who decided she wanted to work for a church for the rest of her life