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[hannah @hannahboisinger]

this is a thread of random shit i've heard and that i think is funny. enjoy.

[Seth Jarvis @jarvy44]

I am a grown adult Wes…….obviously extra

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

What can you say, this is fucking insane

[harry @hozzle_]

“her interviewer”?? yous better put some respect on Allison Hammond’s name

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

One of these people is a published professor of medicine. The other caused a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people.

[mae ✧ @ruinmeruinus_]

“i voted for the felon because i thought we all agreed we liked morally grey men” i need a g*n

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

"There is no bridge I would not burn for my wife and daughter" I know they gasped

[halli ⸆⸉ 𓆙❤️‍🔥 @inthevault_]

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

good morning

[Juliette Kayyem @juliettekayyem]

For the kids who may not know any better: this is not normal.

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

just when i think im out she pulls me right back IN

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

happy October the 24th to all who celebrate

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird"

Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

[Rick @RickDaSquirrel_]

People watch the Transformers movies for the robots. I watch them for the stupidly hilarious human scenes.

[JAM @Eviljohna]

Here in Georgia, 81 year old Betty just voted for the 1ST TIME in her life

Why didn’t she vote until now?
Because her husband didn’t want her to 😳

Now Betty’s husband is dead & she got herself to the polling booth

I bet I know who Betty voted for

#Women4Kamala #WeWontGoBack

[zara @VlVASARA]

“not yall switching up” I WANTED HIM TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE NOT DIE AN EARLY HORRIBLE PUBLIC DEATH????

[kylie 💍 @sunderedseas]

the 2024 elves actually look better but yall are too fucking racist to admit it