Hannah Warren

she/her, vaccinated, hates the way you pronounce banal.

[Hannah Warren @hannahboots_]

Breaking news: the pope is a giant hypocrite. https://t.co/d0at8urAk0

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Boyfriend’s final attempt at enticing the reluctant dog out for a walk last night involved knocking on the front door and doing impersonations of our friends. She totally fell for it.

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@Erin_Macartney_ Move over. I’m also a lazy sea who wants in on that (in)action.

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@whatdoesmjewdo I recommend using a straw.

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@whatdoesmjewdo

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@whatdoesmjewdo Lol no, I want you to have a toe ring so badly that I’m going to break secret Santa rules and get it for you anyway.

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@whatdoesmjewdo Imma get you a toe ring for Christmas.

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I love how on a Sunday, Sydney traffic starts in Mount Victoria.

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Boyfriend went to the shops to get sunscreen and toilet paper and came back with beer and seven packets of crisps.

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This is the third time this month that a random child walking past our house has stuck their arm into our mail slot and yelled something like “I can see into the house!”

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@Erin_Macartney_ Never thought a video of an ant could make me cry.

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@molliotti Yeah, dinner was a bit weird...

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So apparently my boyfriend replaced the peppercorns in the grinder with Szechuan peppercorns and forgot to tell me.

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Asked boyfriend to give the dog her medication yesterday. I normally crush the tablets and stir through peanut butter to get her to take them, but I came home to find him serving them in a doggy satay pork dish.

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PSA for newtown pals: there is a bebe goat in Camperdown Memorial RIGHT NOW.

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My hairdresser started taking bookings again today. Not a word of a lie, I rang 150 times before I got through. Totally worth it. #SydneyLockdown

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@Erin_Macartney_ All the fkn time.

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@Ahhmandah On a bus in LA: fellow kiwi hears my accent and starts up a conversation. Turns out she went to my school and knew my sister. The Australian nearby pitched in - she lived two streets away from me in Sydney.

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Lockdown, day whatever: my very sweet mother has sent a care package. The internal screaming has temporarily abated.

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