Hannah Dankers

it doesn't matter how long you loved them, or how well you think you did it. Just that you loved them with all your heart and the best you could

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

Drinking margaritas with my sister. The dog jumps up licks her face all cute and then immediately sticks his face in her margarita and she goes “get out of my margarita you thief of joy!!” I can’t. 😂😂

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@Brueggers I need to know if the rumors are true! Will there be no pumpkin bagels this year?! 🥺

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

Someone please explain why #HBOMax would launch without having amazon fire TVs as a platform?I’m so disappointed right now. Sure, I’ll wait forever and a day to finally watch friends again, sure I’ll $14.99/month to watch one show. But this? That’s too much! #thats2020forya 😭

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@nicolconcilio

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@shanedawson really killed it with the windbreakers! It’s so perfect and totally worth almost getting caught ordering it at work! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@xobrianadej Smash box studio skin or Jouer essential high coverage a little goes a long way and they last forever!

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

My impatient ass waiting for my #jeffreestarxshanedawson pallets to ship

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@Jenna_Marbles

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@JeffreeStar You NEVER say no to grandma!! 😂

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@cbsaahelp So it’s fine if NCIS is on your app and Netflix and I’m sure others. But not NCIS LA? 🤔🙄 should really get better “streaming rights” for your OWN show so you can stream them on your OWN network because something doesn’t seem right there... #justsayin

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@CBS why is it so impossible to catch up watching @NCISLA?? I’ll pay to use @CBSAllAccess but the old episodes aren’t even on there!! I cannot be the only on upset about this. #helpmeimbored

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

S4 of @veronicamars was amazing... right up until the last 8ish minutes. I thought Shonda Rhimes and Greys Anatomy traumatized me. Enter Rob Thomas. This will be me for the foreseeable future. I can’t believe @KristenBell did me like this😭😭 #LoganDeservesBetter

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

Just bought the entire @kyliecosmetics summer 2018 pallet again because I just ran out of “suns out buns out”. Please let that be the next single shade you release 🙏🏼🙏🏼 I’d buy 100 #NotEvenLying

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@itsrussellrogue Masculinity 💯 😂😂

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I am a

⚪️ Male

⚪️ Female

🔘 Midwesterner

Looking for

⚪️ bug spray

⚪️ ranch

🔘 a day without humidity and
sweating as soon as i step outside

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@makalahbeauty @JeffreeStar Omg you’re my hero! I’ve been looking for the setting powder everywhere! I could cry happy tears right now! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@JeffreeStar just ran out of my magic star setting powder today. I’m gonna need a restock like yesterday because you’ve now ruined every other powder now. #help #itstoogood #obsessed

[Hannah Dankers @hannahdankers]

@emmachamberlain your eye doctor 💯 knew that lol They’re trained to know when kids are malingerers. Which means your mom already knew that or you actually needed glasses. There are machines that will tell the doc what your Rx is with out you giving any answers. We see it every day with kids 😂😂