Hannah Parsons

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[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

How narrow is the gate and difficult the road that leads to life, and very few find it. -Matt. 7:14

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Payton's only excuse for not sharing in my excitement for the full moon tonight is that he's trying to keep us alive while driving...

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Mom: "oh rats I forgot to check the batteries in the thermostat! Do you ever wish you took drum lesson?"

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Payton: "do you need help??"
Stranger: "it's ok, I called AAA already."
Payton: "are your batteries dead?!"

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

"See ya around..." -My mom to the 15
y/o kid as he nervously exits the hotel elevator

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

The most perfect/emotional scenario would be for the whole coffee shop to bust out and sing along to high and dry right now

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

"Get ready to buy a whole heck alotta milk and cereal once married!" -marriage counseling 101 sort of

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Unable to differentiate the mentally stable from the unstable due to the whole "talking on the phone through earbuds phenomena."

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Meanwhile, I'm over here mistaking glass walls for open doors...

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Starbucks?????????

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

For the first time in my life someone has instructed me to take a chill pill. #redline

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Surely I can't be the only one who would pronounce nuptials as nupitals... I can't be alone in this!

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

"You're like my brother, but a girl..." #singalongwithpayton

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Two guys swimming in the Nile...
Guy 1: I'm in da Nile!!!
Guy. 2: About what?

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

One day soon my name will change and strangers on Twitter will no longer refer to me as the Hannah Davis from sports illustrated anymore 🙌

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

"Candy' the thing that helps me grow!" -Jonah

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

all I do is craft craft craft no matter wut

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

Dad caught running off with "old faithful" saying he just couldn't part with it just yet. Too many memories together.

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

So many customers and zero bids. Too many people judge a plunger by its plunger these days...

[Hannah Parsons @hannahdavis8]

My parents are trying to sell an old toilet plunger at our garage sale... Will today be the day it finds a new home?? Stay tuned!