Hannah Dekker

love that journey for you

[allison @taybeautifulll]

trump: execution after birth

moderator: to clarify there is no state where you can kill a baby after birth

#Debate2024

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

Can someone give me a quick rundown of where this app is at these days? Can I continue to say “tweet?” Because I’m still a little birdy who needs to chirp.

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

I’ve been away from Twitter for about a year now. Not intentionally, just happened. And then the X thing happened. But ya know what, I think I’m back.

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

oh hey I’m tweeting

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

OH HELL YEAH ALLERGIES ARE BACK

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

today is national puppy day but everyday is national puppy day if you just believe

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

can you get tennis elbow but like bartending elbow? because if so I have that

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

I did it, I finally did it. I used my back hurting as an excuse to not go out tonight.

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

My Twitter has been hacked twice now in the last month. Whoever is doing this, like why you so obsessed with me?!

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

use a bouillon cube instead of a sugar cube to make your old fashioneds extra festive this year

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

adult snow days just hit different

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

this sza album 🤤🤤🤤

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

my boys

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

ayahuasca for the boys

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

but one we shall never forget

[marge @MyLifeAsMaggie]

Throwing up in the shower, a memoir dedicated to all my terrible hangovers.

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

My boyfriend broke his leg in a motorcycle accident two weeks ago. He was finally put in a boot today. First words out of his post op appointment - “Think I can ride my bike with this boot on?”
I’m in trouble.

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

I almost cut my own bangs today. I didn’t. But the idea that I almost cut my own bangs today is telling me something.

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

Welp, that was game 1

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

I haven’t been on Twitter all summer for some reason and this week was such a pleasant time to jump back in to the rapture

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

today sucks

[Hannah Dekker @hannahdekker]

I just heard my dad say, “I think I’ll wear my Currys tomorrow. It’ll get everyone ticked off.”

What a basketball dad and happy Father’s Day.