han

[g 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🫐 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨 BREAKING:

Christian mother of 2, American, was SHOT TWICE in the head by ICE agent for non-compliance.

I expect to see RIOTS all over America 🇺🇸

It’s over for the Trump administration.

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

Rich people being upset about elections is a good thing for regular citizens

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

this sign gonna be in a museum in a decade and everyone who was excited about this will have to pretend they knew it was inhumane

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i feel so out of place sometimes and like everyone is watching and waiting for me to mess up

[✮⋆༄ @8leogoddess]

and i am so back

[mel ✧ @cvnt4lesbian]

just woke up and realized love is all around me

[😼 @dutchessprim]

So Bezos is trying to convince Trump to get rid of USPS so Amazon can run the postal service while Elon is trying to get rid of crash regulations on self driving cars (because Tesla kills the most people of all brands).

It’s going to take decades to undo all this shit.

[mia @httpsosweet]

how lucky am i to have met you in this big world

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

when you start reading again and it's like oh. ohhhh. the sun actually does still shine.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[gordon @gordonramashray]

listening to songs for 30k+ minutes per year? afraid to hear your own thoughts beautiful?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don't want to be that guy but my miami house is so fucking huge I keep forgetting where I leave my coffee and it's driving me insane. It's a real problem. Why do bad things happen to good people? #mansionproblems