han

psycho for drum machine

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

Me after I watched RHOBH s1 e1

[jynx @jynxbby]

stalking my own account every time someone follows me to see what they see

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

JOASIS are back

[Harry @Owens_EFC]

me checking me banking app half way through a night out

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Before and after Jiagra

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

rip jeffrey dahmer he woulda loved air fryers

[A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy]

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

British people exchanging their human rights for a new passport colour

[301n Al3x4nd3R @eoinalexxander]

How is this supposed to discourage me from buying alcohol it makes me feel like a cowboy entering a saloon

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Saving tik tok cooking videos and never cooking it >>>

[RG @rosie_1211]

I’ve realised when I speak I actually don’t make sense. I just say random sentences hoping the other person can piece them together

[Olivia Taylor @oliviajtaylorx]

Proper does my head in when people have no sense of urgency and just dawdle about everywhere like just get a move on man

[toxic king @toxicking]

Drunk me don’t got shit to do with me 😭

[Sean Doyle @Seandoylee_]

Your bird asks ‘what’s the damage?’ after ordering a round