the human went out tonight. and i hope they’re having fun. but i can’t fall asleep. until they’ve returned safe and sound. so for the sake of my snoozle. please hurry home
I haven't had a Friday class since my freshman year of college and I'm pretty sure I went to a total of like 4 of them all semester and online shopped the whole time so if you pray say some for me cause ya girl's got a 3hr tomorrow morning 😅#saveme
i found a really good stick. but i chewed it too hard. and it broke in half. which was disappointing until i realized. now i have two sticks. today has been. an emotional roller coaster
there is a tree. growing inside the house. it wasn’t here earlier. but it’s here now. the human doesn’t seem concerned. so i think its our family now. he will be my veggie fren. and i shall call him steven
my stuffed fren sebastian. is being washed as we speak. the time apart can be lonely. but i can be patient. for when he emerges from the dryer. he’ll be super toasty
Girl in bio class announced she thinks she has strep... this is about to be the fasted exam I ever take cause I can't hold my breath for that long #plzleave#dontbreath#urnasty#buthopeyoufeelbetter
thought i’d end with an A, but it wasn’t a match
wrote some songs about passing, now i listen and laugh
even got extra credit, and for that i’m so thankful
wish i could say thank you to quizlet cause it was an angel
gooooob morning. i spotted the human. secretly putting a piece of pancake in my bowl. so the next time i get a drink. boom. surprise pancake. i am eternally grateful