Hannah Flav

Funk Odyssey.

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

My favorite productivity hack is working at a library with no laptop charger and using the battery life as time pressure I call it the poor man’s pomodoro

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

TMZ should remember that the people they report on are human - someone’s son, someone’s father too.

[Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu @SholaMos1]

Axel Rudakubana is the 17 yr old Southport murderer. Black British Christian born & bred in UK. Not Muslim, nothing to do with Islam & NOT immigrant on small boat. Everything he knows he learnt from Britain. So all the bigoted racists have to weaponise now is that he’s Black. We know those riots were never about the murdered innocents. FYI Axel is a Christian name.

[aaalex 🪩🎀✨ lestat’s tour manager @dunebarbie]

my current olympics obsession is henrik christiansen, this swimmer from norway who’s obsessed with the chocolate muffins in the olympic village and can’t stop making tiktoks about them

[Ang✨ @_xoxoangg]

I done lived through 9/11, a pandemic, and a (almost) assassination of a president. This is CRAZY.

[Monts BSB🇯🇲 @montszzz]

Kane let a yute in Year 11 lift a trophy before him.

[peter @arabatman_]

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app

[Amy Becker @amybeckerdj]

jurgen klopp hyping the crowd up during jamie xx’s dj set in berlin last night. we live in a simulation

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The 'go back to your country' fans must have been conflicted last night.

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

Giants of the English football team. Meanwhile Reform is complaining about immigration

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

two minutes into walk: the weather is simply delightful today .. The birds chirp, the sun shines… the natural world beckons and i answer the call
three minutes into walk: there are things that have been done to me that can never be undone

[Hannah Flav @HannahFlav]

Is anyone 2x selling tickets for @BombayBicycle STANDING for Brighton this weekend?

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I genuinely think watching #TheTraitors live is as close as I’ll get to understand how blokes feel watching their favourite football team win

[Hannah Flav @HannahFlav]

@BRFCSocialist @alycemctigue

[ً @httpsfangs]

Cant wait to get diagnosed (spotify wrapped)

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Wonder if Robbie Williams will do another Netflix doc in 20 years where he watches this one and wonders why he did it all in his pants.