Alistair Riley (Postcard Model)

Postcard Model- Telephone out now

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

Unknowingly paid for a family of 8s dinner at the Oval 2 weeks back. The guy in front of me had his card declined and I offered to pay for him. Turned out he'd ordered 7 other meals already and they'd gone back to their seats.

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

@chiamakaafc Sterling

[Ezri @AFCEzri]

I couldn't believe Rice was shown a Redcard for this

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

@c2c_Rail Hi, I can't submit the claim, your website isn't working. Please advise

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Another masterclass from Mo Salah tonight.

Chelsea fans will be uploading more videos of Eden Hazard’s best Carabao Cup goals as we speak.

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

Alan Shearer is fuming, he hates us so much + he’s bald

[Romcom Protagonist🇿🇲🇪🇺 @kaerizzle]

Fyre Festival guy has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

@xeviemuir Landlord sounds like a right weapon. Curious How you ended up 50p short tho? Thats gotta be quite hard to do?

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Billy Dunmore @Dunmoreorless]

Foggin yes son put it foggin there! Wait where the fog are your parents

[Ali #StoperNöbeti @PassionGala_]

REİS NELSON https://t.co/xR0PNtD3rQ

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Never doing an Uber Pool again.

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

@leedanielowen Semi final, final and a quarters where the ref was on the other team? My mans got a better record than any other england manager i can remember

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

Big-sounding guitar-driven indie bliss out https://t.co/FGOmovlPiZ

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Imagine being this wrong and still keeping your job as a journalist…

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🔥 UNEARTHED: Honest Brexit Ad from 2016.

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

@Jose23ii @elonmusk Bobby Charlton 😂

[The Sun Apologies @SunApology]

How it started // How it's going

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

@HeyKarl Hahah mate what a throwback

[Alistair Riley (Postcard Model) @postcard_model]

1 sum 41 ticket for tonight. Meet at venue