Certified Professional™️

Portland State grad // way too into managing humans as a resource (she/her)

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

Have you ever met someone that made you realize that 24 hours in a day is not enough

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

@not_so_janeric Says the girl begging to borrow ppls trucks 👁👄👁

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

the CDC rupaul
🤝
"good luck and don't fuck it up"

[Soph @sophiawpelton]

Anyone who’s had the My Fitness Pal app downloaded for a period longer than 2 weeks should be eligible for free legal counsel and monetary compensation for emotional damage.

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

@kennagonerogue @jmariannne I would love to be involved with this thread so this is my submission to be Bestie to kenna’s roommate

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

We need to stop saying j-name men are the issue when we all know it’s actually men named Kevin

[Faith @_FaithLiz]

😉🍑

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

Why aren’t u following her she’s so hot

[Faith @_FaithLiz]

Show me a lil support n follow my OF or send me a tip (with your @) for a surprise in your inbox!

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

Before I forget, happy Valentine’s Day to everyone I’ve ever fucked. Cause you all seem to be happy and in relationships and maybe this tweet will be good karma for my pussssy

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

@karebearbrain God I hate k*vin

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

@TheMeganSawyer Oh I hate when companies do that ://

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

@TheMeganSawyer Do U not have sick time ? It’s required in OR

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

@kennagonerogue I don’t think I have a bf but honestly I can’t say for sure

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

@kennagonerogue I’m 5’5, blonde, and named Hannah is this about me

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

I drank 1 glass of water yesterday and lemme tell you it’s not bad. Might drink more today

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

@loojo_ Thank u for clarifying men on this ❤️

[Storm @jaaysart]

‘’BEFORE WE SAID OUR GOODBYES’’
1/11/21

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

As nice as the sales guy was, my service is still disconnected @comcastcares pls help

[Certified Professional™️ @hannahfoster319]

Just got off the phone with the xfinity guy trying to get my internet fixed and... idk maybe it’s because I’m single during a pandemic... but I feel like we had something 👀