Hannah☻

[maha @mahaaaay]

hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday

[adam (6’4) 🇺🇸 @personofswag]

what do you mean you have $11k in "doordash debt"

[elle 🐊 .⋆♱⃓ @fairlyoddfairy]

us born between 98-02 deserve a damn do over

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

longtime diplomat

[tori 🪩🥂🍒 @bensonscully]

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

This is manipulative btw

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

@kirawontmiss 😭 this interaction lives rent free in my head

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me in 2050 when my kids ask me what snow was

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Luigi Mangione’s alleged manifesto published by @kenklippenstein:

“To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They are not.

[sof loves ale 🪐 @ot5swiftie]

only hot people have one direction as a top artist in their spotify wrapped

[♡‧Kazumi‧♡ @KazUwU__]

The year you were born vs how old you are now

2006: 18
2005: 19
2004: 20
2003: 21
2002: 22
2001: 23
2000: 24
1999: pushing 30
1998: pushing 30
1997: pushing 30
1996: pushing 30
1995: dead

[alice @rainongaga_]

my whole life just flashed before my eyes

[᛭ Ian ᛭ @KnightspurHouse]

Got him at last light.Neighbor’s front yard,20 yard shot.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

if you decide to wait until Usain Bolt is 58 years old to race him, that doesn’t mean your faster or ever was better ..

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

USPS tracking be like:

• Package has left facility.
• We have no fucking idea.
• Delivered.