hanhnah

the first thanksgiving was a sin

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@mikep11 @tacobell I am both impressed and incredibly proud of you for being able to acquire that Mexican Pizza. Taco Bell’s server has crashed.

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@AmoneyResists He wanted to be a mechanic but his parents forced him to take over their State Farm franchise

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@mfstern @MELANIATRUMP Why?

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@PAIGE__master Not gonna get me with this one again

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In the flattest voice ever:

“Is that a really popular movie?” @PAIGE__master

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@Cmdr_Hadfield So cool

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I’m alright.

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@Kristen_Arnett I want my body cremated and my head shot out of cannon into the ocean. Twinsies!

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@Rachels_Ratchet

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@MBMBaM I kinda forgot you guys weren’t just a Space Jam good times podcast there for the first 20min

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@wendtwandering I liked it

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@karalynnjehl You’re too kind

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@CassandraTrill Aldi

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Today I was explaining the plot of The Handmaid’s Tale to my dad. He got increasingly annoyed before cutting me off to explain the plot of The Mentalist.

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@wgtc_site Too fast too ferocious

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@wgtc_site

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@iownjd So. Fuckin. Good. Hugged my little brother for the first time in 1.5 years bc vaccines work.

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All of us being adults just makes the sibling hangout hit differently

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Did I take my croquet set to the park?
Yes.
Did 6 kids under 12 y/o high jack it?
Yes.
Did I spend an hour saying “stop swinging your sticks around. Your parents are going to sue me!”
Yes.
Did I get to play?
No.

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@SassyWineMama I was until I read this tweet