lmaooo this was a legitimate email my sister sent to a college professor when she forgot to submit a paper whilst drunk at a darty. like can you imagine reading this with sober eyes????
@Kate_shway “For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”
-TD
Me- “Maxwell, what is that goose liver our parents always fed us on toast for breakfast called?”
@mhalpin02 - *screaming at top cats but doesn’t skip a beat* “FOIE GRAS!”