Hannah

you can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

the only people who have ever spied on me in a public restroom are small children. that's why today I am introducing legislation to make it illegal to be 3 years old or to provide 3-year-olds with any form of medical care

[Ryan @Rybread_26]

I love how everyone is responding to the crime in Admo with "See? This is why we need more cops" and not "why are all these cops so gd incompetent."

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

The number of weddings I constantly see on my social media makes me physically ill like I'm happy for y'all but I'm also genuinely going insane at the idea of people my age being married

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

Using the resources of corporate media to stoke anger about poor people riding public transit for free would be almost as bad as running a news station that never covers wage theft, tax evasion, toxic dumping, illegal eviction, job discrimination, or safety code violations.

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

Really looking forward to a weekend full of my grandparents asking me if being at my cousin's wedding is "giving me any ideas"

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

@BarredinDC Anytime I'm driving out to NOVA for any reason. Even if where I'm going in NOVA is nowhere near it.

[#StopCopCity @ChuckModi1]

Can someone explain to me correct way to critique Dems who support pro-NRA, anti-choice candidates, vote every year to increase police and ICE budgets, and live bombing other countries? What is the correct manner to do this that is not “divisive”.

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

@BarredinDC To me everything since March 2020 is post-pandemic. It's not saying the pandemic is over, it's saying we exist in a time that is after the event of the pandemic. Like BC/AD kinda lol

[Sanctuary DMV @SanctuaryDMV]

It is also interesting to note the portion of this quote from press statement that was omitted from the article to fit the narrative that this was our aid falling through and not a deliberate choice. 5/

[Sanctuary DMV @SanctuaryDMV]

Extremely disappointed to see our deliberate work stoppage framed as “falling short”.

After 3 months of welcoming folks w/o fail we made an intentional decision to take two days of rest to heal from exhaustion, quarantine b/c of Covid exposure AND protest government inaction. 1/

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

Having a delightful time watching the sun set over Dallas from an airplane stranded on the tarmac waiting for a gate. It has been an hour and a half and I am descending into madness.

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

Obsessed with this photo that makes my cat look like he's sitting at the dinner table eating a Tupperware full of edamame

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

Everyone in the book club I'm in loved the book I suggested for this month so I think I get an A in book club which is a totally normal thing to want and think about

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

I love my cat so much. Every night he comes to lay on my feet as I fall asleep and then cleans between his toes so aggressively that it impedes my ability to fall asleep. What a weird little guy.

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

They still love to sleep in these chairs together ❤️

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

Apparently 1:50 pm is a very popular time in the women's bathroom on my floor. We got people checking their makeup, we got people pooping, we've got a woman crying her eyes out to her friend about a critique she got from her boss. Invigorating.

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

Don't mind me, I'm just crying on the metro over a cat I follow on tik tok dying

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

The pain of finding a dream piece of furniture only for the website to be very scammy ):

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

My phone was going crazy when I was on a call and opened it up to this

[Hannah @hannahisabecker]

It was 60 degrees yesterday and this man is on skis! SKIS!