Hannah

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

Sometimes you just need a good sit down in the shower

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

It’s ok to not have an artistic pursuit btw. It’s ok to just like be in HR and hang out

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

Where’s the Sims motherlode cheat in real life

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

@tristan_014 @calliewersal She said what she said

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

Today feels like the perfect day to watch every Twilight movie while playing Sims on my laptop

[helena riley @freshhel]

Im the kylie jenner of my apartment building

[B 🩶 @baileyalexiis24]

“stop crying it’s just a movie”

the movie:

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

Lil my friend got alcohol poisoning on Monday night of ddays and ended up needing his stomach pumped

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Your rap name is “lil” + the last reason you were in the hospital

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

How is it only Wednesday!!!!!!!!

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

Stop the world and let me off

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

One perk of living in a shoebox is that I can use the same outlet when vacuuming the entire apartment

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

All your ex’s sliding in with a “Merry Christmas how are you doing today?”Not even my man that’s not my man hit me with a Merry Christmas 😒

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

@cuZwersal I tried my best, but looks like even I can’t get any out of her 😒

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

Why is okay to kill cats in movies, but not dogs 😞

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

That first sip of freshly opened Dr. Pepper is so fizzy, it’s almost spicy?

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

This weekend is the first time we’ve had a whole Johnson kid family reunion at my dads since October 2018. My dad’s so excited he swept, mopped, made all the beds, set the table, and lit candles in every room. We don’t deserve him 😭

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

Anyone else catch themselves clenching their teeth watching TikToks or are you normal?

[Hannah @hannahjohnson98]

@sarbech Amazing 😂😂