hannah johnson

[jas ☆ haalingham larper @dipyouinharry]

jude saying he would probably be a singer if he wasn’t a footballer …. damn i could’ve been a barricade bandit for jude bellingham’s 5 night wembley run could u imagine

[bethany @thenightbethore]

ooh look at me i'm jude bellingham i'm super classically handsome and a mega talented athlete and everyone sings the beatles at me

[- @EMAY4K]

Abolish the monarchy and turn Buckingham palace into a Wetherspoons or Big Tesco’s. It’s whah the people want & deserve.

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Most widows : I miss my dead husband

Erica Kirk :

[horse @horsetwting]

what if im pissed off, you don't know me

[🪽⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @Starvedbeauty01]

Having an eating disorder but not the one that makes you skinny

[mark gardner @markmgardner]

Traditional yearly retweet. One of the best videos out there @lemontwittor #ImACelebrity #ImACeleb

[Chris Dixon @chrismd10]

Call off Glasto, it's peaked

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Can confirm.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Mind blown.

[hannah johnson @hannahJohnson_2]

I would rather have broke my neck than go through that tbf

[𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶 @noknowsgoes]

the broken bone theory says that a person who has never yet broken a bone in their body, at any point in their life, is meant to experience so much immense physical, emotional, & spiritual challenges, that they are at least spared from breaking a bone...

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

NOW THAT. IS TICKETY BOO.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Christ on a bike.

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

📺 Trai Hume: The Boy From Ballymena

Coming soon 🎬

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“How’s your dad taking the divorce?”

[❥ LC @xo_xolnjecn]

Did anybody else’s parents make sure you said please and thank you as a kid?? Mental how many cretins think they don’t have to say it.

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

No one:
Everycunt in Craiglang: