Hannah Kinney

hello is this thing on?? she/her

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

My cooking philosophy is simple: if you think you have enough garlic, you’re wrong.

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

@YeschefR He was just hanging at Row 34 with one of my BU teachers!

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

@YeschefR Look at travelzoo! And thrifty traveler. Amazing deals.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

do u think service dogs think other dogs are losers with no job or do u think they’re jealous of dogs with no job

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jake and Izzy. They are having a yawning duel. And the first shot has been fired. Both 12/10 this could get ugly

[m @msnetik]

Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

Can we go back snail mail instead of texting? That’d be dope.

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

september 1st…..

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

I love that I now have Welsh cheesemakers following me on Instagram, like that’s a normal thing to happen.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the FDA. has also fully approved. giving my forehead. a little smooch

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

It’s true! Y’all have been fucking monsters lately!

[SFGATE @SFGate]

Nguyen isn’t the only restaurant owner to notice a change in customers’ behavior post-reopening.  

“I’ve been seeing a huge rise in people just forgetting to be human,” said Mina Makram, founder of Palo Alto bakery Misfits Bakehouse.

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

I’m so fucking exhausted

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

Fucking fuck

[Hannah Kinney @hannahkinns]

@Converse when y’all gonna make some non-slip kitchen approved shoes?

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

My most mind blowing moment on here was when someone pointed out Pete is not eating chicken wings in this pic I had seen a million times but it is in fact a cinnamon roll he had torn into little pieces to nibble on

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it’s more of a surprise

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

"meanwhile, across town, samantha was discovering that her nurse technician could give her more than just a covid vaccine."

[at brunch]

SAMANTHA: I got the Johnson and Johnson.... [glances above her sunglasses].... and johnson. I'm going to be sore for DAYS.

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

If the entire state of California could open up, why couldn't Big? We didn't need to wear masks in public anymore, but why did I feel like he was still wearing one with me?

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Move over, 6 word short story. There’s a new king in town.