H

humans are fucking bleak

[H @hannahlemmon_]

I’m becoming such a wizard in the kitchen I thought I’d let yall know

[H @hannahlemmon_]

I love to shop local for anything pickled but mt olives jalepenos touch my soul in ways others can’t

[H @hannahlemmon_]

Why can’t I find Kirby cucumbers ANYWHEREEEEEE I just want to make my own spicy pickles 😟

[H @hannahlemmon_]

Biebers new album sound like he dead and his label pieced together a bunch of bullshit together yaknowwhatimean

[H @hannahlemmon_]

To a memory I don’t mess with 🥂

[H @hannahlemmon_]

my dreams every single night have been absolutely fucking insane

[H @hannahlemmon_]

I still fuck with you, you just ain’t ever heard

[H @hannahlemmon_]

I’ve seen so many cardinals lately ❤️ hi grandma

[H @hannahlemmon_]

One of my students asked how my mom did my hair this morning 😆

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

The depression wore off,

my ego coming back y'all are fcked

[H @hannahlemmon_]

the crazy shit I’d do to dance to hella good in the club like plsssssss FEED ME VIBES

[H @hannahlemmon_]

someone told me my hair looks like Miley’s in the last season of Hannah Montana…… that is the best compliment I have ever received in my life write that shit on my gravestone

[H @hannahlemmon_]

If I had a missle…. A spare missle……

[H @hannahlemmon_]

Someone said millennials are just now starting to sober up 😆😆😆😆😆

[H @hannahlemmon_]

I told tavi “your so lazy” and this little girl said “and your blind” MCCCCCCUSSEEEEEEE ME! sorry I was born with visual fuckin impairment

[H @hannahlemmon_]

I just made a bangin PowerPoint- I feel like a fucking Harvard graduate lol

[H @hannahlemmon_]

I think about what I was doing at tavi’s age and……….. these kids so god damn lazy it sickens me lol I was a damn homemaker at the age of 6

[H @hannahlemmon_]

Yall gotta stop hyping up TRASH movies. Carry On was a waste of my fuckin time

[H @hannahlemmon_]

All it takes is a new day sometimes to get me in a better state of mind

[H @hannahlemmon_]

Lani told me I was showing my age by calling a vape an e cig isn’t that crazy