Hannah Alexander

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

y’all boutta make dat period ugh girl famous n i hate y’all for dat

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

no one:

birds at 6 am:

[ProlificJAE🦋 @jaejacobss]

Only thing I hate about falling out with people is the version of their story they go tell 😭 cous ima tell the whole truth even the part that make me look bad but people be LYING, telling half stories cous they need sympathy.

[Hannah Alexander @hannahpike__]

I’m too poor for these gas prices man.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[Mayor Juana @J3L_VVE]

I’m just as confused as y’all…. Please pray for my hometown 😪🤣🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[𝕵𝕭 @JBou_]

Waiting for Kanye to post this next

[Queen Naija @queennaija]

I’m really turning into someone who doesn’t wanna really be around too many ppl..It’s just more peaceful

[Rob Lobster 🦞 @boblobsterr]

10 beers deep at the bar telling my bros that they are my bros

[حفصة @muslimthoughtz1]

The biggest lesson im learning is that nothing is as extreme or as permanent as our emotions convince us they are. nothing is certain and things are always fluctuating and there are always exceptions and there are always mistakes. there is always pain and there is always love.

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

officer: do u know why i pulled u over

me: yes u had a very good hiding spot

[𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⚡️ @theonlyyallie]

cashapp her $1,500 she’s probably stressed out

[rat @kelseyaleena13]

Listening to respond and listening to hear and understand are completely different things

[sketchmasterskillz.bsky @sktchmstrskllz]

SEE WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND IS, SCOOBY DOO WAS A LOT OF OUR GENERATION'S INTRODUCTION INTO HORROR, PEOPLE LIKE TO CREDIT NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS FOR OUR FASCINATION WITH SPOOKYNESS BUT SCOOB & THE GANG REALLY PAVED THE WAY, HONESTLY AHEAD OF IT'S TIME AND STILL RESONANT--

[a🌟 @parisandior]

if we’re not like this i don’t want it