Hannah

It's sooooo whatever

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Sorry, that was off-brand. But after a long weekend away, it’s never been clearer

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Home is where the bowel movement is

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First tweet back after 5 years, felt relevant for the times

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Using my covid exposure to tell my mom she can’t show me FB videos on her phone is a unique blessing

[Hannah @hannahpoo]

Is it the bus that smells like pee? Or the man? The limitations of olfaction

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@Megareilly it would look best if u took out the Warwick and out Profound

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@mandasiegel @Veronicasalama can I just have a cookie

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@Veronicasalama ooh damn, Veronica has the ideas

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So I've set up camp in the hallway in front of the vending machines if ur looking for me

[Hannah @hannahpoo]

My productivity decreases 1,000% at Hunter where there are no free computers, seats, outlets, places to simply exist...

[Hannah @hannahpoo]

When u finally settle down to do stuff and then u have to pee or wash your fruit or call your dad

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@Nickkster96 about that, can we change it? 11/11 is just cuter

[Hannah @hannahpoo]

@Nickkster96 3 year gap is nothing when love is true

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@Nickkster96 we can talk here babe

[Hannah @hannahpoo]

@Nickkster96 really?

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Got coldly stared at for 5 full seconds cause I slightly impeded a woman's exit path on a crowded train #OHIMSORRY

[Hannah @hannahpoo]

People on the subway expect u to know their every trajectory

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Omg nooo there's a selfie album in photos now?? Yoooo I need to cut back this is like putting calorie content in McDonalds

[Hannah @hannahpoo]

U think if I pray enough my class will get canceled for tmrw 🤔

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Hallelujer NYC map is now on MAPS so I don't have to infer where train stations are evR again