When you send your kids to school there is zero chance they will come back to you "a different gender," but there is certainly a chance they won't come back at all. Yet some of y'all are worried about the former while shrugging about the latter.
just discovered that this woman (lily blossom bloom) owns a steampunk flower shop, named her daughter after a fish and writes letters to ellen like colleen hoover readers u got what u deserved im crying
ME ON A DATE: hello. I sleep 12 hours a day and need 2 coffees and a zoloft in order to buy toilet paper. Do you want to hang out for the next 50 years