Hannah

• DC • choose love • “you can broaden your horizons your way, I’ll broaden my horizons mine”

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

[local Barberitos, 5:38PM]

Manager to employee: You know you were supposed to be here at 5PM, right?

Employee: Yeah, and???

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

@lejlaskahic This is my grandma, she’s 95! She chooses to work/stand to keep herself healthy. When asked why, “My friends retired, went home, sat on the couch, & died. I don’t want that.” I’m sure this was meant in jest, but if not, take the seat for yourself. She’s securing her bag.

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

@AlwaysAddiLiz the accuracy is APPALLING

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@lyndseyclos honesty I don’t know if I’m ready to know

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

on the list of things that keep me up at night:

1. burning desire to know if they actually all wore the same jeans while filming The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

2. not wanting to ruin my childhood if they weren’t the same jeans

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

warning: I am fully self aware that I will be one of those gals who can’t stop talking about, “abroad”. but honestly idc so get ready

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

IT BE YA OWN PROFS NOT PUTTING IN FINAL GRADES UNTIL 11:59PM ON THE LAST DAY. wyd?!

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

@Kristen_Schaps If you'd like to get more addicted, try them with Cookie Butter!

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

Dr. Carlson tied Bon Iver into our lecture today. God bless that man.

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

hpu is so bougie there are people out here mowing in khakis & purple polos

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

told my sister about this and she literally said, "no". https://t.co/YjFueXwyvz

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

The "Cash Me Ousside" girl is a rapper now and she goes by Bhad Bhabie. Listen to her new song "These Heaux" https://t.co/RgiPZJMteM

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

nothing like seeing my 2nd grade teacher to remind me of the time I accidentally called him, "Dad"

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

@lkirbs19 @FemaleTexts @Steph_Roberts18 oh you like Mike and Ike's?

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

also me: carrying an umbrella and a raincoat just in case the weather tries to give me the switch up

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

me: wearing sandals, sunnies, and shorts to class

[Emily Yellin @emilyyuyellz]

"Hey alpha chi"

Me: HEY WHAAAAAAAAT

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

@lyndseyclos CLOGS FAM

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

@lyndseyclos u r so freaking cute❤️

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

@hannaheshaheen WHAT A NUG😍

[Hannah @hannahryans97]

imagine how amazing sorority women would be at being secret service agents. just think it through.