Hannah: Salty B

Multi-hyphenate, human furnace, pickle enthusiast.

[Hannah: Salty B @hannahryansmith]

Someone in my building is an absolute genius and I am honored to share this elevator. #GoT #Hodor

[PatBellamy @PatBelam]

@KaraBTweets I have questions.

1. What's a white boy summer?
2. Who's Jack Harlow?
3. Who's Jon B?
4. Why is he in the passenger seat?
5. Why does he look like he's wearing a hairdresser's or barber's smock?
6. WTF is he talking about, generally speaking?

[Reclaim These Streets @ReclaimTS]

Update: We are sorry to confirm that our Clapham vigil scheduled for tonight is cancelled. Please see the full statement here.

Instead, we are fundraising £320,000 for women's causes: £10K for every proposed fine for the 32 vigils originally scheduled. https://t.co/ohTXXZONeH

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

That video alone should be enough. The republicans ignore the evidence at their peril, and ours.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bear. His house is between a baseball field and some tennis courts. He brings a few abandoned balls home every day. After rigorous quality control he takes them all to the dog park for others to play with. Then he starts his collection anew. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Hannah: Salty B @hannahryansmith]

I’ve gone from expat -to-be to almost expat these days and lemme tell you, I wouldn’t wish navigating the fuckscape of international customs / shipping in a post-Brexit, mid-global pandemic on my worst ex partners.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CDC Introduces New Expedited Quarantine Period Of 3-5 Business Days For $29.99 https://t.co/De5b2RHQnQ

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Big Thief's @AdrianneLenker was born into a cult, bred to be a preteen pop star, and brave enough to walk away https://t.co/Ysv4VTLXVh

[Hannah: Salty B @hannahryansmith]

@LosANNEgeles62

[🇵🇸 @_sogetthis]

I just wanna thank every divine being for the walker wardrobe team for putting jared padalecki in a single layered shirt

[Ophira Eisenberg @OphiraE]

I’ve always refereed to services at my synagogue as Jewish laser meetings

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

“[Chansley] regrets very, very much having not just been duped by the president, but by being in a position where he allowed that duping to put him in a position to make decisions he should not have made,” his legal representative said https://t.co/ZAzrg8CNCT

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The Texas Supreme Court has denied Alex Jones all forms of relief: Sandy Hook families and others can now sue Jones and InfoWars into the ground. https://t.co/aNTYRYIakb

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

I've been watching CNN since 4pm and I still haven't seen ANYONE being arrested, cuffed, taken away. The rioters are now just starting to ... walk away. No consequences. What the fuck?

[Hannah: Salty B @hannahryansmith]

@mariabamfoo PLEASE

[Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea]

I’VE SUMMARISED TONIGHT’S NEWS THROUGH POETRY, ART, SONG AND WITH ALL THE WORDS I HAVE LEFT.

[Hannah: Salty B @hannahryansmith]

@Reductress reducing my 2021 goals for me in one headline.

[Hannah: Salty B @hannahryansmith]

The biggest.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

My friends are just the biggest assholes.

[Hannah: Salty B @hannahryansmith]

This is truth.

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

Thank you, Larry. I appreciate it. 😢🙏❤️

[Hannah: Salty B @hannahryansmith]

Queen

[Elizabeth Day @elizabday]

I am honoured beyond words to be one of @BazaarUK’s Women Of The Year and I can’t say anything else or I’ll probably burst into tears. Thank you so, so much #BazaarAwards

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I will always fight for a woman’s right to make a decision about her own body. It should be her decision and not Donald Trump’s.

[Jon Wurster @jonwurster]

Name the song he’s singing