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they’re covered in swarovski crystals gurl

[elli @ssolianna]

it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me: I hate country music.

Beyoncé: ACT II. MARCH 29Th 🐎

Me:

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inflation can kiss my fucking ass

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has anyone texted kendall today to check on him :/

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im literally in such a bad mood and no one can fix it

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like of course schmidt drives a ford flex

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foreshadowing

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what if the guy from jury duty showed up at the met

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when you need to make sure everyone knows you have blue eyes 👁️👄👁️

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hoping frank cancels at coachella since im not there 🙏🏼

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bree van de camp is superior

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all bathrooms need a flat surface to put your drink on???

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gweneth paltrow is camp asf

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men love playing devils advocate

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my job might give me a brain aneurism and it’s just marketing, so embarrassing tbh

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why would cops ask you if you know that your tail light is out? like i can’t fkn see it idk

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I get fucking ANXIETY when Ubers start stressin like ??? keep your cool pls

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groups of men at a bar give me the ick

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Putting on sunscreen in the morning has me feeling like I’m going to field day

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can’t wait for flat asses to be trendy again