hannah

where are the turtles

[hannah @hannahsrage]

In order to live a normal life I have to force myself to actively forget all the things that have happened to me. So genuinely, what’s the point? Isn’t the mark of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?

[hannah @hannahsrage]

Am I the only one who refuses to read certain threads on #reddit because I’m afraid to potentially spoil one of @rslashyt videos for myself?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Just a few hours ago, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC, announced that they are no longer recommending that fully vaccinated people need to wear masks – whether inside or outside.

[hannah @hannahsrage]

I don't interrupt people, I just get so excited that the beginning of my sentence lands in the middle of theirs. #ADHD

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

Wake up fuckers it's time to sin

[hannah @hannahsrage]

Zoom meeting, no host
Awkward silence and long pause
“Great. Thanks, everyone!”
#haiku

[hannah @hannahsrage]

Me when someone says something stupid that makes no sense: “yeah for sure”

[hannah @hannahsrage]

Ok but hear me out. A mash-up of Borro Cassette by @maluma and #Montero by @LilNasX

[hannah @hannahsrage]

@paeanpingu @Bussert_Haiku

[hannah @hannahsrage]

@FLOPPAFRlDAY @Bussert_Haiku

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

somewhere in the world there is a girl who just cut and dyed her hair after a breakup and about to post it with the caption “so this just happened” and i just want to tell her that i love her

[hannah @hannahsrage]

Moral of the story, if you need a lipstick that’s gonna last through the f*$kin’ apocalypse, run grab some #stilacosmetics Stay All Day liquid lipstick. They aren’t BSing. It’s gonna stay. All. Day.

[hannah @hannahsrage]

My toddler accidentally made a great advertisement for @stilacosmetics Stay All Day liquid lipsticks. A thread.

[hannah @hannahsrage]

I thought “ahhh. A quick bath and it’ll be all good. Nope. This is after an hour long soak with scrubbing with baby soap and 2 different face washes.

[hannah @hannahsrage]

I spent an hour googling what options are safest for toddler eyeballs. This morning I tried all the safe options, and this is what we are left with. I’m gonna let the rest wear off. We are both sick of trying to remove makeup.

[hannah @hannahsrage]

Finally, it was bedtime and I gave up. It’s tomorrow problem. Maybe she would sleep some of it off? I made a Facebook post asking my friends for ideas on how to get it off. I got suggestions of plush and water, baby oil, olive oil, Micelar water, Vaseline....

[hannah @hannahsrage]

#satanshoes

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

if u want the 666th pair of the satan shoes quote this tweet and use #satanshoes to be entered and I’ll pick someone by thursday 🏹❤️

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Ok hear me out:

Undercover boss, only it’s Jesus in the Republican Party.

[hannah @hannahsrage]

OPE.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

y’all saying a gay nigga twerking on a cgi satan is the end of times like slavery and the holocaust didn’t happen