han banan

[han banan @hannahstice]

My grandpa told me “Exercise should be a celebration of what your body can do, not a punishment for what you’ve eaten” and that’s a wholeeee mood for 2019

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

Fafsa should just be whether or not you’ve ever gone skiing

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Harry. He has a unique birthmark. It's a simple genetic mutation that caused a flip from light to dark fur. Doubles as an instruction on exactly where to pet him. 14/10

[han banan @hannahstice]

This whole tradition is so funny to me. Hunger Games vibes

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I was honored to pardon Chocolate and Chip, our national Thanksgiving turkeys.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The landing.. 😊 https://t.co/JeqTtSnUCF

[han banan @hannahstice]

Damn Google not pulling any punches for the Earth Day graphic 🥲

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Do you remember these two rescued from a fire? Here they are now. My heart...

[han banan @hannahstice]

Is it just me or is January taking forever

[han banan @hannahstice]

Can Pixar make a short about where all my hair ties go

[Kay M. Dingwell🍁🩺🏳️‍🌈 @CanadianKayMD]

@DGlaucomflecken You cannot reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

If you text “call me” just know I’m trying to prepare myself for who died

[han banan @hannahstice]

@duckduckshawn Is it any good??

[nick miller @nocontextmiller]

happy earth day

[han banan @hannahstice]

“Stairs are starting to offend me.” - my grandma

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin is found guilty of murder and manslaughter in the death of George Floyd https://t.co/yVd4pC5ZNz

[ko “that’s it” bragg. @keaux_]

y'all wasn't there

[han banan @hannahstice]

But also, byeeee cuz I don’t care who you got Thai food with last week 👋🏼😂

[han banan @hannahstice]

Unfriending the random contacts that Venmo has added is kind of sad. Like “I will likely never see this random person from one part of my life again or be in a position where I am Venmo-ing them” 🥲