Hannah Southworth

Great minds discuss ideas. Mediocre minds discuss events. Simple minds discuss people.

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

@Hermesparcels parcel was meant to be out for delivery on Monday, Hermes still have it… GIMME MY PARCEL PLS!

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

@currys new TV delivered today and has arrived damaged. Please can you advise who and how we contact to speak about this?

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

Too early to start drinking? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

@callummont incorrect

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Left-handed people tend to be better at remembering life events than right-handed people

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

Thank god it’s Friday!

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

@oparry29 Miss you more 😩💔

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

❤️❤️❤️

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

Is it only Wednesday?!?

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

2 weeks later and @VodafoneUK tell me my phone was stolen so sent me out another...parcel arrived today with an EMPTY iPhone box inside 🙃🙃🙃👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

When you upgrade 2 phones with @VodafoneUK and only 1 arrives...buzzin 🙃🙃🙃

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

@VodafoneUK Done!

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

When you upgrade 2 phones with @VodafoneUK and only 1 arrives...buzzin 🙃🙃🙃

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

Never been more ready for a week off

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

Imagine being with your boyfriend for 3 and a half years, and only just finding out he uses the caps lock button on the keyboard rather than shift 😐 weirdo @callummont

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

The winteriest June ever 🌧🌧

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

@Ryanair only cancelling my incoming flight...looks like we’re on a one way flight to Tenerife hun @callummont

[Clarke Telecom @clarketelecom]

We were delighted to donate a van to Supporting People in Need. SPIN are a charity that provides help and support to vulnerable and socially-excluded people living in poverty and rough-sleeping in the streets of Manchester.

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

@ASOS why do I pay for next day delivery if I get emails saying it’s going to be a day late?!? 😡

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

🐷🎄

[Hannah Southworth @hannahsworth]

I have never been more ready for a week off! Only one more day to go 🤯🎄🥂