Hannah S

my dog is my jam

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

i am so bothered by this missing submarine

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

@alliescully yasssss!!!! dfw??

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

@alliescully oh how i miss you. cigs > bc

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

@_SaraBabyy_ @BrianEntin trauma. facing the man in court that caused the most traumatic night of your life is terrifying and unimaginable. it's not sus at all if you have a little empathy.

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

@HalosRamsFan "do something" and "how dare they try to do something" in the same sentence. 🙄

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

They say in a marriage you have to pick your battles. Can you imagine the day he came home with this hideous idea for a Christmas card? His wife was like.... GD do I fight over the gun pic or the dishes? And the dishes always win.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

how the fuck did y'all manage to kill someone AGAIN!? how the fuck?

[The Associated Press @AP]

Newly obtained surveillance video shows a group of seven sheriff’s deputies and three employees of a Virginia mental hospital struggling with a handcuffed and shackled man, Irvo Otieno, over the course of about 20 minutes until he was motionless and limp. https://t.co/F7Gc7Iu6Ld

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

MAXI!!!!! #DallasMavericks

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

@WeltonWeltonio @mitchwhitten yes that's where fort worth is located, good job

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

@fesshole ew

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

Just found out there's a Power Slap League in the united states, so the movie #idiocracy is coming true.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Good bye mon ami. I love you.
#TheBelz

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

🥹it does hurt

[2:14 ♒️♒️♒️ @Shea_NxtDoor]

I’m glad I’m not a Cowboys fan they stay getting their fans hopes up every year & end up folding when it really counts 🤣🤣🤣 #DALvsSF

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

This is going around...pretty insane perspective...

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: A suspect in last month's killings of four University of Idaho students was arrested in eastern Pennsylvania, a law enforcement official said. https://t.co/8aMbw79OjN

[Fort Worth NewsGuild ☀️ @FortWorthGuild]

The journalists of the Fort Worth NewsGuild are on a ULP strike, effective immediately.

Members of the Guild decided to strike with an overwhelming majority of support — 91% of signed members — because of @mcclatchy’s continued refusal to bargain in good faith.

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

taking a nap for lunch so my coworker asked if i was okay. my answer was "no i had 3 glasses of wine last night instead of 2."

and, because she is also over 30, she goes "say no more" and turned off the light on her way out🤣

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

just realized that 4.5 hours ago I silenced the entire office phone system instead of just my line. 😬 no wonder it has been so peaceful around here 🤣

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

@jaybee73 @shrimpzoo to be fair, they make it pretty clear. it's bold and caps, if you don't like it don't sign it and get a job that won't "screw" you.

[Hannah S @hannahtexas]

"i believe in love and im going to find it on @NikkiGlaser's f boy island." - My husband. Happy Monday.