Hannah Purtle⭐

don't die before you're dead

[Hannah Purtle⭐ @hannahturtleee]

when Olivia Rodrigo said “one heart broke, four hands bloody” I felt it so hard.

Not me stressing about my past again. I’m fine I’m fine. 🥲

[Hannah Purtle⭐ @hannahturtleee]

@kaycewilsonn you deserve it!!!

[Hannah Purtle⭐ @hannahturtleee]

my aunt:“what do you call the fabric that looks like a dog chewed it and spit it back out?”

me: “...sherpa?”

aunt: “yes!”

😅

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it’s unfortunate that some restaurants refuse to comply with allergies/food sensitivities.

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I am my mom’s only child and she just told me she doesn’t know how old I am. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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def not cut out to be a wedding planner considering I get married next week and forgot to order the cake lol

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next week I will have to start apologizing to @Beyhnji_Lewis for staying up late to watch my concert videos...multiple times a week.

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@narryontours Yes! He added an Arkansas show on November 24th. Not sure if he added any other dates yet!

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@harriefloraIs @Brice_Harden see I am not the only person like this

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don’t mind me, just rewatching videos from the harry styles concert *again* :,)

[mali backup @chqmbiez]

easily best dressed #MetGala2021

[Hannah Purtle⭐ @hannahturtleee]

so glad football is back for family dinner talk!

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I’m sorry I doubted the hogs...

we are actually winning this game?!

[Hannah Purtle⭐ @hannahturtleee]

saw this painting and I could only think about how he looks like coach beard from ted lasso

[Hannah Purtle⭐ @hannahturtleee]

just went and picked up my 19 y/o niece from a rap concert and I’ve never felt so old in my life

[Hannah Purtle⭐ @hannahturtleee]

I have a co-worker that tells me I dress cute every single day.

even when I roll up looking like this:

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my dad still says “compact disc” instead of “cds” 😅

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my hometown’s concert venue has a sign promoting covid vaccinations that says “shots in arms = butts in seats” and that’s what some of y’all need to hear

[Hannah Purtle⭐ @hannahturtleee]

don’t plan a wedding in less than a year unless you are going to elope

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