hannah williams

[hannah williams @hannahwilliamsc]

@ShaneTuttleNCAA I’d be talkin like Morgan Freeman by halftime

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

OCD is wild because what do you mean I have to mention everyone in the prayer or else everyone will die?

[Big Fat Bitch DiStefano @tsunami_mami420]

Sometimes I get so bored at work that I just start working

[spicebae @spicebae_]

me distracting him when he starts making valid points and he sounds right 😭

[annie @soychotic]

Telling every man in the office I like their shirt then tallying the frequency at which they each wear it over the next quarter to calculate my individual influence to adjust the amount of seconds I look into their eyes accordingly

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

The Black Eyed Peas in 2003:

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Edgar Allen Poe in 1845

[cj- @cjnieI]

this is how people who stand in the aisle as soon as the plane lands look

[pragun @pragdua]

this meeting could have been a forehead kiss

[kabir 🐜 @sausagehobbit]

he looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[eliza @elizamclamb]

How it feels to be in boarding group 5

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

its so cool that a psychiatrist can give you pills but psychologists can only be like… “mmmm just as i suspected. you need true love’s kiss”