walking through the bedroom while baby is awake: *light as air. able to dodge every obstacle effortlessly*
walking through the bedroom while baby is asleep: *bumps into dresser. knocks over lamp. flips mattress upside down. sets off IED*
I just really need Khloe K to chill out on the botox and plastic surgery because she was already gorgeous and now she’s starting to look like Michael Jackson 🥴
People really think America is the greatest place to live..
But we’re honestly just so behind and so brain-washed by the government and the media.
If you need me, I’ll be in Australia.
Nbd just crying on my way to work this morning because we’re leaving for the beach tomorrow with our baby boy and I’ve dreamed of doing that for so long 🥲
@AnnaSnead32 I guess if you start growing a tail or a 3rd eye, you know why 😝
Nah, I’m sure the shot is mostly fine but I just feel like the rules and regulations behind it are inconsistent. Which is what makes it sketch. You’re young though, you’re good!
the CDC is saying that people who have already gotten c*vid should still get the v*ccine..
if you understand v*ccines, viruses, and how the immune system works, you’ll understand that this makes no sense and this isn’t truly about immunity. #isaidwhatisaid
@AnnaSnead32 🤷🏽♀️ ppl are putting a whole lot of trust into our government but I just can’t. I know too much to believe that they have our best interest in mind.
Found my new favorite @lululemon shorts yesterday... also discovered I get a healthcare workers discount... now I’m afraid I’m going to convince myself that I need a pair in every color... 🙊