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The older i get, the more comfortable i am with eating food off the floor.

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My uber driver is watching a YouTube video while driving 80mph but I hate confrontation. Help.

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Sometime being a Karen pays off

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Can someone confirm or deny if rabbits feet keychains were real or fake

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Don’t use @Airbnb . It’s trash. Use @vrbo

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@Airbnb takes down honest reviews of hosts to deceive potential guests

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I don’t think you can make incest jokes when you actually dated your stepbrother.

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Everyone is so impressed by authenticity but what if someone is authentically shitty.

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I can’t be the only one that finds everything about the weekend (Abel) annoying

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@JasmineChiangg UR A STAR

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Life hack: treat Thursdays like they’re fridays

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PSA: you don’t need to post an IG story every time you book a vacation

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All 100 of Elon’s spawn children must be so embarrassed.

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This is now officially a keke Stan account

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True equity would be making white people work today.

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I don’t need everyone that has ever had TikTok, to post an IG story of their TikTok not working.

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Influencers now know what it feels like to be laid off.

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@JasmineChiangg @pizzahut I’ll be there

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Is it so hard to find capable Americans that don’t have a history of sexual assault? The answer seems to be yes.

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Mark Zuckerberg, no matter how much money you have, you will always be a loser that no one likes.

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Fighting over AQI with my boyfriend via iMessage from separate rooms feels 2020 coded