Hanna Scott

Can i pet your dog? -me to strangers

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

Pinned Teams chats are the 2022 millennial worker equivalent of your MySpace top friends change my mind

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

People who wear crop tops to Christmas dinner are clearly lying to themselves about how much they’re going to eat #foodbaby

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Proud to say I completed my Christmas shopping without setting foot in a mall. This major accomplishment was brought to you in part by @HomeSenseCanada and @amazonca

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

First experience with @limebike in #yyc today- 10/10 will ride again! Great alternative method of travel for downtown Calgary @cityofcalgary

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

When you try to be sneaky and take a picture of someone’s cute dog in a costume but then they catch you but also don’t judge you because they know their pupper is cute as heck

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

Waiting for you @Uber to come when you’re late is so stressful when the driver is going the opposite direction across the city to “pick you up”

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

I thought the dating game was hard but DAMN the job application game is way harder I didn’t even know it was possible to get ghosted my this many people at the same time

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

C train drivers taking the time to give you a full 5 day forecast and wishing you a wonderful Wednesday are the ones who restore my faith in @calgarytransit

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

I wonder how many guys have thought I’ve been checking them out when really we all know I’m just eyeing their dogs

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

Hey @Apple can you please make some emojis so that the inner @iamcardib can properly express herself after a bottle of wine? Thank you 🤘🏻

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Shoutout to @lululemon for making the pants that look bomb at the bar, aka the on the fly pant #bless

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In light of #HumboldtStrong there’s one thing that most people still need to do- register to be an organ donor! Takes 3 minutes and can save so many lives 💚💛 https://t.co/firNbC33SU

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

My day is always a little better when I can book flights, especially with @WestJet #OnlyWayToFly

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

Welcome to Canada, where it’s $175 for a 55 minute flight 😑

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

@cpeacock31 If you don’t get a wedding invite and live tweet the whole thing I’m going to be very disappointed

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

My freezer only has @PizzaPops and 8 pints of @fiascogelato if this is wrong then I don’t want to be right #adulting

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

The only thing I’ve learned from @realDonaldTrump is always apply for the job, because being completely unqualified doesn’t mean you won’t get hired.

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

I always thought that adults had their lives together but now that I am one boy was I ever wrong

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

@meltrots It’s a useful talent 😂😂

[Hanna Scott @hannascott16]

Every time @amazon says "This product does not ship to Calgary, Alberta" I die a little inside #CanadianProbs