petty mayonnaise

i’m a vulgar, disgusting bitch.

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

“You’re already in the hole, you may as well fuck around in it.”

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

High winds at the perfect time of day created a previously undocumented 2,400-foot rainbow waterfall in Yosemite National Park

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

@danceswithnerds that profile pic

ALSO HBD SUNSHINE

[free palestine and fuck ice @milkglutton_]

me, tired, injured, out of money: i have planned my next tattoo

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @ImmaterialGhost]

TRES leches? En esta economia??

[erin @erinallyce]

Idk. Beyoncé! They might be breaking my soul, girl.

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

When you get sober, you realize how many people make drinking the center of their personality. But when you’re sober, you realize how many people make being sober the center of their personality. Are we just perpetually trapped in alcohol or the lack thereof

[Dr. La Shawn M. Paul, DSW, LCSW-R @TheSWDiva]

Before they start calling the Buffalo shooter mentally ill...

Racism is not mental illness.
Racism is not mental illness.
Racism is not mental illness.

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

Help I RSVP’ed yes to a wedding and I have no idea when it is

[linus karp @linuskarp]

Emma Watson and Rupert Grint with the author of the Harry Potter books - Cher.

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

It is dangerous how much I love hookah

[crispin long @crispinoblong]

if reproduction, heterosexuality, and cis-ness for everyone are so natural then why do these values have to be violently enforced by the state

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

Which is like regular serotonin, but it likes to eat pussy

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

Instant gay serotonin

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

My toxic trait is living like a binch with money when in fact I have no money

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

🆘🆘🆘 not a drill hot lady firefighter driving the fire truck I have deceased tell her to revive me plz put it on my tombstone

[petty mayonnaise @hannatheging]

@IamEnidColeslaw come back we miss you