Hanna Wylie

21. Studied Business. Love Life. Entrepreneur in the making. Tattooed. 19-08-1996

[Hanna Wylie @hannaw_96]

@boohoo Summer vs Winter! My Bobby 💙 #NationalPuppyDay #boohoo

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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Flies fly.

Me: Yeah.

7: So why don't birds bird?

Me: *questions everything I know about life*

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: I quit.

Me: Quit what?

3: My sisters.

Not an option.

[Hanna Wylie @hannaw_96]

Forgot how good this movie was! #JustMyLuck #Relatable @mcflyharry @TomFletcher @itsDannyJones @DougiePoynter

[Jay Hutton @JayTAT2]

If you're someone who plays this "pull a pig" game. Know you're a little scumbag. Humiliating people about the way they look is disgusting.

[Harry Judd @mcflyharry]

We have a son! Kit Harry Francis Judd arrived this morning at 6:37. Both he & his Mummy are doing very well! @mrs_izzyjudd is my hero 🙌🏽

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: *walks in with a Barbie missing her head*

Me: What happened?

3: She had a bad day.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *puts a lightsaber in her backpack*

Me: You don't need to take that to school.

5: Will they give me one there?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[5-year-old still in bed]

Me: I told you to get up 10 minutes ago.

5-year-old: I tried. It didn’t work.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: I'm the queen because I'm the tallest.

Me: Then I should be queen.

7: I'm the tallest one who's pretty.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Marriage status: My wife refused to move, so I made the bed over the top of her.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Did your tummy just rumble?

3-year-old: It's talking.

Me: What did it say?

3: Give me pizza or else.

[Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash]

You can't say happiness without saying penis. #birthdayvibes