Hannah Collishaw

In a world full of hate, be a light

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

i’m crying at their reactions LMAOOOOOOO

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Once again, the images from Gaza are awful and heartbreaking and entirely the fault of Hamas. The minute Hamas gives up the hostages and surrenders, this is all over. Everyone knows it. And everyone calling for a ceasefire is doing Hamas' dirty work.

[Hannah Collishaw @hannbann4]

@Khakis24 Oops 😂

[Hannah Collishaw @hannbann4]

In one week I’m literally going to a married woman. A whole ass wife.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Consenting adults should do whatever makes them happy, provided it does not harm others, but a child is not capable of consent, which is why we have laws protecting minors.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every parent should watch this

[maybe: clare @clur19]

My biggest fear about becoming a mother is the fact that one day I’m going to have to admit to my daughter that I never learned how to french braid because my mom never knew either and now my daughter is stuck in a long line of French Braid-less women

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I’ll take the fajitas, and please let them cool off a bit and bring them on a standard plate. I don’t need a fucking spectacle

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Just your casual 611 foot Ace

[Hannah Collishaw @hannbann4]

@Khakis24 I knew I said yes to you for a reason

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Sometimes tummy hurts… sometimes head hurts. When neither hurts? That is what life is about

[Hannah Collishaw @hannbann4]

There has to be a less pretentious sounding word for fiancé

[Hannah Collishaw @hannbann4]

Muss Buss this Thursday at Chase Center 🎉 #BayHogs

[Jake @Khakis24]

I told Hannah I wanted a Monte Cristo for breakfast as a JOKE and she walks out 10 minutes later with this bad boy. Might be time to go ring shopping.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

Americans are productive AF.

But there isn't much community.

No after-work meetups at the pub. No popping over to neighbors houses unannounced. No kids playing with other kids and group dinners several nights / wk.

And I think thats why most Americans are miserable.

[Eve @evek181818]

it's really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

EXPOSED: Rules for thee but not for me

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

On my third trip to the garbage to read how long to cook these nuggets