Hannah Swingle

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

hot girl saturday

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

and now I’m back in the queue behind 120,000 others?????

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

Someone release us from the horror that is @Ticketmaster. Tell me how I was adding tickets to my cart AND GOT KICKED OUT??? It shouldn’t be this difficult to get concert tickets.

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

@TicketmasterUK can US fans still register for the Oasis sale?

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

@ph1l0fthefuture @KaceyMusgraves Would love if you haven’t given it out yet!!

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

Here’s an ongoing thread of what places in Greenpoint, Brooklyn used to look like vs. what they look like now.

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

@Ticketmaster is the scum of the fucking earth

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

@Lightning100 @JohnMayer @BrdgstoneArena @danbuckley John Mayer ‘In Your Atmosphere’ please please 🖤

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

@RepMTG Vile fucking human. Hope it’s not one of your kids one day.

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

God I love pop culture

[Nisha Chittal @NishaChittal]

yolk only omelette with special salad dressing and a negroni sbagliato

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

No

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Can every Taurus just like relax

[Emma Gray @emmaladyrose]

Just thinking about every dude who told me I was overreacting in 2016.

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

Fuck EVERYONE that said we were hysterical over trump.

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

@bernieshayb why is it my comfort show lol

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

Please push me off a cliff I accidentally sent a rose to someone on hinge.

[Forbes @Forbes]

Rideshare companies Lyft and Uber both separately announced they will cover legal fees for any drivers who are sued under Texas’ new abortion law for transporting women to abortion clinics https://t.co/h3QI9AGlUx

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

As you grow up you realize more and more that celebrities are just fucking weird rich people.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"If you can see the dirt on them, clean them. Otherwise, there’s no point." https://t.co/vsLpfXgQTs

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

@JoeBiden can we get another stimmy I would like to donate to the economy.

[Hannah Swingle @hannhms]

There is a always sunny episode for every situation.