You’re a successful man, yet you cannot keep a clever girl under control. So you bring in your most imposing, strongest mutt, just to prove you hold power and that everything is under your control.
Keep waking up disgusting and filthy and gay and stupid.They engineered me in a lab to be as biologically repulsive as possible. Im 700€ in debt again and its nosebleed season. Still looking for a man to torture and keep in my closet. One day id like to be 30 years old #Peace
Remember when scientists discovered the first nuclear bomb accidentally created an “impossible crystal” that looks like satanic symbols underneath a microscope lol
Got out of bed, went to the kitchen and brought my gf back a slice of cake. She woke up, said "thats what I wanteddddd..", sleepy ate the cake slice in bed, then fell right back to sleep.
This girlfriend shit easy affff
YES FUCK IT I LIKE HOOKING UP THE 46 YEAR OLD GUY WHO WORKS AT MY CAMPUS AND YES HE SHOULDN’T BE HAVING SEX WITH A FRESHMAN BUT IM 18 AND ITS LEGAL AND HIS HOLE IS TIGHT AND YOU CAN ALL JUDGE ME IF U WANT BUT I DO NOT CARE I’VE NEVER EVER BEEN HAPPIER
heard a teenage boy in the park saying to his friend “do you know what the chain of command is? it’s the chain I beat you with until you listen to my command.” he’s going places.