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i'm pretty self explanatory but

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incense girly blows out candle right after lighting it

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@ColleenB123 ope did you find someone to give your second two toned blue dress to? 👀

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oops i just discovered a $368.39 toothbrush for sale online. it's the color of champagne.

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when jesus turned water into wine, i wonder if anyone was like "hey what's the grape varietal on this? can i get something a lil more full budied?"

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let's not talk about why i'm googling spiders at 1am but i gotta say i had no idea a daddy long legs is actually called a cellar spider

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eeeks sometimes the geek makes a nonsensical squeak
( self referencing info sharing )

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and every version of me collectively sighed.

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me when i'm trying to remember where something is while i'm looking for it and then i find it on accident: they're... they're... they're... There.

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idk how people are just living their spiicy butthole lives and not buying a bidet

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if i were to guess the english spelling of my last sneeze i would say it's like: hhhhyyuuelcchhh

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i bought a popsocket for my phone and i hate that i just treated it like it was rocket science getting the perfect spot to place it

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i dont need caffeine. have you ever heard someone say something so strong and threatening?

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@AGpodcast drove 3 hours to my Gma's funeral this morning and i didn't have a buddy to bring so i listened to emma's podcast to keep me company. stepping out of your comfort zone was a great necessary reminder for me to reach out to my family more to tell them i want to hang out.

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@thegnarist i learned that a lot of dinosaur bones are actually baby or middle age dinosaur bones of the same big dino and there are actually way less dino varieties than we thought before. one archaeologist cut open all his dino bones to find the age of the dinosaur & had a lot of findings

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oh hey, sorry i haven't posted in a while i've just been in my room reading about dinosaurs this whole time

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i want to see noel fielding dressed as snape and alan rickman dressed as old gregg

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Every day can be A Day
-jon p.

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baby teeth clocking out at the age of 6 saying "i've been here since 2"

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@ColleenB123 have you tried Calm? it restores healthy magnesium levels. it'll help nausea and constipation! i drank it every day with hot water when i was pregnant

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lights are natures fire