hannah

[hannah @hannknight]

all boys do is lie and drink cheap beer

[hannah @hannknight]

seeing my ex’s starting to bald prematurely brings me so much joy

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Me 🤝 Taylor Swift

Having beef with every man I’ve ever met except for whichever one I’m currently sleeping with

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

I bring a sort of “we should all quit” vibe to the workplace that bosses don’t really like

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I stare at women in public because they’re pretty, I stare at men in case I have to describe them to a sketch artist later

[victoria migues @tmiguess]

it’s blows my mind that some of you have multiple DUIs/ accidents and are still selfish enough to get behind the wheel of a car drunk & think it’s funny

i might not love you, but somebody loves you and i will drive you home or put your dumb ass in an uber.

grow the fuck up

[Naphtali 🤠 @singledadissad]

It had to be said.

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Happy 10/10/20s on your titties bitch

[Bris @brialoraa]

A relationship should be 50/50. He’s deeply in love with me, and I have my side hoes still.

[viagra @1800viagra]

tired of “working on myself” i will now be unapologetically insane

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My Bank Account Me 24/7

[😖 @babyworId]

LETS ALSO CHARGE THE FIRST MEDICAL EXAMINER FOR LYING ON AN AUTOPSY!!!!!!!!

[neptune ꪆ𓏲 JID era @infinityonjaime]

PRIDE STARTS TOMORROW. BLM DOESN’T END. DON’T LET ME SEE A SINGLE ONE OF YOU FORGET THAT PRIDE BEGAN WITH A BLACK TRANS WOMAN AND A BLACK BUTCH LESBIAN. DO NOT FUCKING FORGET. FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE YOU THE POWER TO FIGHT. FIGHT FOR THE BLACK LGBTQ+ PEOPLE.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

News Flash: Your body can be full of cancer and if there is a video showing you getting shot in the chest and bleeding to death, the cancer didn’t kill you, the hemorrhagic shock did. I don’t care what underlying conditions Mr. Floyd had. He had one cause of death—Derek Chauvin.

[Chuck Bass @MisterClasico]

it’s disgusting how much I replay a song when I like it a lot

[hannah @hannknight]

I just found out Zac Efron is 5’8” and I’ve never felt a heartbreak like this