sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what iโm thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasnโt on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. iโve been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze
i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart