Living Dead Girl ☠️

"I'm not flawless, but I've got a diamond heart." ♑️☮️💟🇨🇮🇺🇸 she/her. GO BILLS!

[led @ledcoura_]

contando os dias pra minha sobrinha poder sair pra beber comigo (faltam 15 anos

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Quando você tem mais de 30 anos e vai para uma festa que começa às 21:00.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade... yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.

It’s never been about protecting children... wake up.

[Wasted Water Pipes @PeaceRoseShephe]

Girl Dinner🎀

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[Living Dead Girl ☠️ @hannorama]

Another day another opportunity to prove why I am the office personality hire!

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

why the fuck was i smoking black and milds in high school

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Living Dead Girl ☠️ @hannorama]

I miss you so much you stupid bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Imagine not being a Bravo fan

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m trying to figure out how we went from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building AI pollution factories in every city.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If you poured a gallon of poison in a CEO's pool, you'd be arrested, for attempted murder.

They pour 10,000 gallons into your drinking water, that's just business.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.