notthathannahguy on Threads

Book nerd and copywriter.
she/her

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

Sorry I was away, I accidentally closed all my tabs and forgot my password

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

Came back just to watch the show.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Watching Trump and Elon fight:

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

@Gabino_Iglesias That is both amazing and (I imagine) so absolutely surreal and strange

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

the reason why we call today good friday is because on a friday 300 years ago jesus managed to fit 30 mini chocolate eggs inside of his mouth and it was such a good friday we still celebrate it to this very day xox

[Evy Kwong @EVYSTADIUM]

cornballs shouting “doug ford is good for the economy” when actually he’s racked up a $1 billion bill because of he refused fair compensation leading to a mass exodus of health care staff, and to fill the gaps, relied on private agency workers who make 2-3 times more an hour

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

When I was 14, an aunt sent my sister and I baskets of Body Shop products. We were unfamiliar with the store and became obsessed, and it was a go-to shop for me for a good 15-20 years, and a gamechanger at a time when ethical products were... rare.

RIP, fruity place 💔

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

It's Friday and my upright radiator heater is screaming in pain, HELLO MARCH

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

I tried visiting LinkedIn regularly and all it did was inflame my Imposter Syndrome to ridiculous levels and remind me what it was like to be underemployed and not earning enough to live, I am not designed for "networking"

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

I'm still waiting for the Kate Middleton Weekend At Bernie's takes, why are you keeping me on hold like this, so mean

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My sister trying to convince me that TikTok is where the most entertaining "Where is Kate" posts are when clearly this hellsite is the correct journey

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

My favourite part of The Kate Middleton Conspiracy is that it went completely delulu after TWO MONTHS.

So hopefully she's not in a well waiting for a bucket to be lowered down while a voice hisses, "It puts the lotion on its skin, else it gets the hose again."

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

Conspiracy Kate Middleton is my favourite place to be right now oh god i am supposed to be sleeping but it's just too delicious

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

furious that i am not a playable character in this game

[notthathannahguy on Threads @hannorg]

Haven't been around in a bit. Signed in and was shockingly shown people I follow and not hideous rage-farming or gross trash.

I sense a trap. A TRAP.

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@textandimages1 💛

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@glennsumi Do not reject the gifts of the snacking gods, just say thank you.

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@Gabino_Iglesias @nytimes Well THIS is shiny news on a dreary day. Well done you.

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Protect Dolly AND her right to wear whatever the hell she likes

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@cityoftoronto They're going up and down the roads in Cabbagetown today -- with lights on and flashing, completely dry roads, and NOT dropping any salt.

That seems...ethical.