Hannah✨

sup my dudes

[Hannah✨ @hanns_solo]

Pls raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Legends bar n grill

[Zoé @ztsamudzi]

Reading about the shooting in the Texas mall and this line is really sticking with me.

“Spainhouer said he got there before any first responders and while a handful of people around him recorded videos of the bodies on the ground, he tried to save lives.”

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Can I ask a stupid question. What’s wrong with trees

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Men will be like ‘Wtf are you even watching’ then watch 3 seasons of it with it you

[Alexander 23 @alexander23]

dont fully understand the difference between intrusive thoughts and regular thoughts like i didnt ask to think about anything at all theyre all intrusive to me

[Joke of a Mayor @Mayor_Frey_]

In response to today's heavy snow, snowplows will be parked along Nicollet Mall to ensure the streets of downtown are safe for suburbanites to go to Crave.

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Excuse me, are these apples and bananas? I ordered eeples and baneenees

[Hannah✨ @hanns_solo]

@chelseacutler @mmadelynn_

[𝒜𝓁𝑜❦ @aalondraa120]

I can’t stand a moody guy like what is your problem now girl😭

[Hannah✨ @hanns_solo]

@mmadelynn_ I believe he actually said “12 hours after thanksgiving dinner”

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me, still insane: “I used to be soooooo crazy”

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Meeting someone who doesn't remind you of anyone, brand new vibe,breath of fresh air >>>>

[★ @indisyl]

in my “oh okay” era

[fredesque @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[Tee @avantbyavant]

Just heard “Don’t miss out on your life trying to get it together” and I might’ve needed to hear that more than I know

[The Narcan Plug @De_codes]

Last night I brought Narcan to a girl who was unresponsive on the floor while her friends screamed at me that it was unnecessary and not to give it. Her lips were turning blue. I did it anyway. She abruptly woke up about 15 seconds after. For the love of god get Narcan trained.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

having a job is cool but everyday ????

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months