hanna martinez

I've been called the chelsea handler of my generation

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

the vikings will be the death of me 🥲

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

sorry i’m a fucking hater but selena gomez posting grwm videos and talking about how she “doesn’t know how” to apply makeup but yet having a whole makeup line just drives me insane. also her descriptive words about her products….. girl come on🙄 use real descriptions pls

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

@mikmads

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

OH MY OH MY OH MY

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

@Vikings please fucking get it together 💜

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

naming my first born son kirky 💜💛

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

true friendship 🫶🏽

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

i wish bars would play rocky horror during october :///

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

@bleuballqueen kk hazza will remember that

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

i don’t want to BeReal i want to BeLoca

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

“don’t get me started on Harriet Tubman’s ass”

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

i live for karaoke

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

“why are you home for the weekend?”
“it’s father’s day”
“oh i forgot”
“nothing for you to worry about”
🪦

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

@dadddysboy ILY BABY!!!!!💖💖💖

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Happy 69 day to those who celebrate! If you are celebrating today please do so responsibly

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

so proud of my baby sister!!!! ILY🤍 #UTGrad22 @mikmads

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

“i remember me and my brother kissing in the cop car, handcuffed”

[hanna martinez @hannyRmartinez]

shang from mulan is such a zaddy