hannah 🌻

chemistry is life • tequila enthusiast • dog mom

[hannah 🌻 @hannybittner]

IM NOT A SECOND OPTION IM A FIRST PRIORITY GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

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I asked my mom to buy me a pair of Costco leggings so she bought be 5 pairs of work pants

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The first 3 weeks of a new lab job are the absolute fucking worst

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I don’t want to be the cutely decorated Halloween house. I want to be the house that your kids will be scared of until they’re adults.

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It’s literally so unfair that THC stays in your system for so long

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What the fuck is wrong with me

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

I was recently asked what would happen if I used the same equipment I shot planets with to shoot our moon.

Well, this: A 562 megapixel image, featuring one of the most detailed looks at the craters of our moon I've ever done. Zoom in to your heart's content.

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Sup Twitter it’s been a minute 🤧

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

I’m the person that puts all the bins at TSA line away because all of u are fucking idiots & lazy as fuck & don’t realize if u don’t put ur fucking bin away then the fucking things stop moving & my shit piles up on top of the empty bins & ahahajkwmsownajannzi

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

i used to think remaining a good person regardless of how people treated me was a sign of maturity when in reality i was allowing people to overstep my boundaries. being too understanding can quickly become a problem.

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The mosquitos in my backyard are so massive that they could carry you away if you aren’t paying attention