name

functioning nihilist and modern jacobin

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[name @hannydiggins]

@RyanS_UK come run in maine

[Rusty Shrink @RustyShrink]

Can’t believe these two brought the wrong sign!!! #LGM

[lottie 🖋️🍂 @spadobsessive]

i know he just lost his job but i didn’t think the job market was that bad

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s scary being a Jew in New York City. Sometimes groups of bearded men in all black chase me down shouting “Are you Jewish???”

[Kyle Gelling @KyleGelling]

David Stearns holding Carlos Mendoza accountable for the team’s lack of success this season:

[ostonox @ostonox]

he's beginning to empathize with the algae

[Rich MacLeod @richmacleod]

The 2024 Mets made me fall back in love with baseball.
The 2025 Mets made me hate baseball again.
The 2026 Mets have me feeling nothing.

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Retro Files @Retro_Files]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Sean Patrick @sefo22]

I want everyone douched tonight. Let’s go Knicks

[Hidden in Frame @HiddenFrame_]

In "The Odyssey" (2026), Odysseus speaks with a Boston accent, despite being from Ithaca, which is in New York.

[BK Sports @bettingkingz9]

Mexico will host World Cup matches here! This is actually not AI.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: A deal has been reached with Iran.

Netanyahu: